The Last Hates of August
In an effort to clear my blurry and spotted soul, I am venting all my hates for the month of August. Add your own hates at will.
1) Pregnant women who constantly use "we." It's we nothing, sucka, just remember it will be
you pushing a 10-pound baby out of your
birth canal in nine months' time. Just something to think about.
2) Papaya. 'Nuf said.
3) People who follow me up and down the desk at work. Stand still! I have my own shadow.
4) People who come up to the desk before I call them. Did I ask if I could help you yet? No?
Then step back, I probably already hate you.
5) Dry clean only clothing.
6) Roaches who play dead and are gone by the time you get the paper towel.
7) Tattoo-neck and It-gets-me-off guy on Project Runway.
8) Eczema. Don't you judge me!
1) Pregnant women who constantly use "we." It's we nothing, sucka, just remember it will be
you pushing a 10-pound baby out of your
birth canal in nine months' time. Just something to think about.
2) Papaya. 'Nuf said.
3) People who follow me up and down the desk at work. Stand still! I have my own shadow.
4) People who come up to the desk before I call them. Did I ask if I could help you yet? No?
Then step back, I probably already hate you.
5) Dry clean only clothing.
6) Roaches who play dead and are gone by the time you get the paper towel.
7) Tattoo-neck and It-gets-me-off guy on Project Runway.
8) Eczema. Don't you judge me!
posted by etre_productif at 6:43 PM
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9) People who try to jay walk with baby carriages. What is wrong with you?
10) Friends who say they're going to call you the next day, decide to sleep for 48hrs, and then get annoyed when you file a missing person's report.
11) Boys who really think flirting with me for five years is cute and don't realize my sexual frustration has caused me to hate them.
12) Teachers who think that when you registered it was only for one class and the other 6 days a week you're not with them, you're at liberty to do the 7 assignments they've given you.
13) Homeless people who try to guilt you into donating money. I have my own problems. (That was admittedly a little harsh...but I do.)
14) Cell phones that can go through a tornado, but break when you drop them 3ft from the ground.
15) Credit card companies that thought when you said you wanted them to send you a new card, you meant whenever they got the chance--whether it be 2 wks or 3 yrs from now.
16) Financial service policies that'll allow you to borrow $70,000, but get all cheap when you ask for the $1200 you'll need to graduate. What the FUCK?!
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